You laugh at me because I’m different.  I laugh at you because you’re all the same.

Abdullah Ahmad

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While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation. Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog you got there.  Mind if I speak to him?” Indian: “Dog no talk.” Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?” Dog: “Doin’ alright.” Indian: Look of shock Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?”  pointing at Indian Dog:: “Yep” Cowboy: “How does he treat you?” Dog: “Real good.  He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.” Indian: Look of total disbelief Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?” Indian: “Horse no talk.” Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?” Horse: “Cool.” Indian: Extreme look of shock Cowboy: “Is this your owner?  “ pointing at Indian Horse: “Yep” Cowboy: “How’s he treat you?” Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking.  He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.” Indian: Total look of utter amazement Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?” Indian: “Sheep liar.”

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