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February 6, 2010
02/06/2010 Quote «The Legel Report»
You laugh at me because I’m different. 
I laugh at you because you’re all the same.
Abdullah Ahmad
06 Feb 2010, 00:00 a.m.
While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.

Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog you got there.  Mind if I speak to him?”

Indian: “Dog no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”

Dog: “Doin’ alright.”

Indian: Look of shock

Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?”  pointing at Indian

Dog:: “Yep”

Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”

Dog: “Real good.  He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

Indian: Look of total disbelief

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Indian: “Horse no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “Cool.”

Indian: Extreme look of shock

Cowboy: “Is this your owner?  “ pointing at Indian

Horse: “Yep”

Cowboy: “How’s he treat you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking.  He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.”

Indian: Total look of utter amazement

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Indian: “Sheep liar.”
06 Feb 2010, 00:00 a.m.
06 Feb 2010, 00:01 a.m.
06 Feb 2010, 00:01 a.m.
Tracey was later than usual getting off work last night, it was almost 10 p.m. before she came out the door.  The snow was blowing and they hadn’t done much of anything about clearing the roads outside of town.  She was hungry so we stopped at Stake-a-Shake.  I had already eaten a large salad for supper but decided to eat something too.  Big mistake.  I ended up going to bed shortly after we got home and I was so stuffed it was uncomfortable.  I will never have any will power when it comes to food I guess.

Ben is not completely better yet but is feeling much better than he was a couple days ago.  He and Aaron were gaming and arguing last evening so I know things are getting back to normal.
MjL 06 Feb 2010, 05:19 a.m.

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