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February 7, 2010

02/07/2010 Quote «The Legel Report»
If you want to make enemies, try to change something.

07 Feb 2010, 00:00 a.m.
A man enters a cafe and sits down.  He notices that the special of the day is cold chili.  When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, “I’ll take the cold chili.”

“I’m sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl,” says the waitress. 

“Oh, I’ll just have coffee, then.”

After a while the man notices that the guy next to him who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili bowl is still full. 

He asks, “Are you going to eat that?”

The other man replies, “No.”

“Would you sell it to me?”

“You can have it for free if you want it.”

So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it.  When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and pukes the chili back into the bowl.

The other man says sympathetically, “That’s about as far as I got, too.”
07 Feb 2010, 00:00 a.m.
07 Feb 2010, 00:01 a.m.
07 Feb 2010, 00:01 a.m.
Tracey and I went to breakfast at the IHOP in E. Peoria.  We briefly met Sue T.  She couldn’t talk because she was with another lady who was driving, but it was a nice surprise to see her.

I started working on our income taxes, total bummer.  We have to pay almost $500 this year!  We have to make some changes in our deductions.

Tracey and I had supper with Alan, Glo, Mom and DD.  I made some smart comment to Tracey to which she replied, “You better watch it or I will kink your hose!”  I’m thinking she meant the hose to my bi-pap machine when I am sleeping but she blushed enough that maybe that wasn’t it either?
MjL 07 Feb 2010, 05:50 a.m.

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