Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick.
Q: What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut a baby in half.
Idiot Sighting
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt.
So I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt.
I had plans to go grocery shopping yesterday but as I was getting ready to go it started pouring down rain. I was so depressed I just had to take a nap! I guess I should go today rain or shine or we won’t have any food in the house at all.
We watched the movie The Time Traveler’s Wife last night and it was pretty good. Of course they had to change way too much compared to the original book but I guess that is just typical. It was close enough it didn’t make me regret watching it but I think the original story without changes would have been better.
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