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March 13, 2010

03/13/2010 Quote «The Legel Report»
In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
Charlie Brown
13 Mar 2010, 00:00 a.m.
Q:  Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A:  Right where you left him.



Ever Wonder?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?



George was fixing the front door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Louise to the hardware store to buy one.  At the hardware store Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Henry, the manager, to finish waiting on another customer.

When Henry was finished, Louise asked, “How much for the teapot?”

Henry replied, “That’s real silver and it costs $500.”

“My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!” Louise exclaimed.  Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that George had sent her to buy, and Henry went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Henry yelled, “Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?”

Louise hollered back, “No, but I will for the teapot!”
13 Mar 2010, 00:01 a.m.
13 Mar 2010, 00:01 a.m.
13 Mar 2010, 00:01 a.m.
Tracey left for work this morning before I woke up ... so I decided to sleep in.  That’s good and bad because now I won’t get to see her at all today until late this evening.

Things are really flooded here with all this rain.  I had hoped it would dry out enough we could get our scooters going but it looks we will have to wait some more.  I just hope they both start!  I will soon be getting the mowing machine running and ready for work which means the Blazer and the Ford will be banished to the driveway while the scooters and the mower get the garage.  It is good to contemplate “Summer Mode”.
MjL 13 Mar 2010, 06:26 a.m.

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