Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.”
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, “That was a big mistake, Bob. That was my cousin and you’ve got two choices: Either I maul you to death or I have sex with you.”
Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, “Admit it Bob, you don’t come here for the hunting, do you?”
A&B didn’t get home until 12:30 this morning and that was before I moved the clocks so I haven’t had much sleep. I woke up and just wanted to get this update in before going back to bed and sleeping much later!
The boys explained how the equipment at the event mysteriously malfunctioned at odd intervals freezing all the robots on one side while the other side functioned properly. The event administrators refused to admit there were problems with the WiFi equipment and wouldn’t let them rerun the meets with these glaring problems ... so the whole thing was very skewed. Coincidentally there were teams that never had these mysterious failures and of course they went on to win the tournament. Even with all this they managed to get 2nd place so it wasn’t a total wash, but they were disappointed with the all the problems.
We are just glad they made it home safely and I think they still had a good time overall. They are just a bit upset at what they see as a rigged outcome.
MjL 14 Mar 2010, 05:08 a.m.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRACEY !!! Best wishes for you on your special day,and many more to come. :-)
JEL 14 Mar 2010, 08:50 a.m.
Happy Birthday Tracey! Enjoy your day....wish the weather was better so you could go for a scooter ride on your birthday!
Tammy 14 Mar 2010, 10:29 a.m.
Thank You. I’m just glad that I’m not at work today. Let it rain (that’s much better than snow).
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