Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you.
A housewife called up a pet store and said, “Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches at once.”
“What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?” asked the astonished clerk.
“Well,” replied the woman, “I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them.”
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings, which happened to be on display.
“I have good news and bad news,” the gallery owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.”
“What did you say?” questioned the artist.
“When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”
I had a devil of a time with the cartoons this morning ... the web site I usually use was all fussed so up I had to go wandering about several sites to find the ones I usually read every morning. There were a few I couldn’t find anywhere else and so they are missing this morning. I hope they get my usual site fixed! Technology is great until it isn’t!
Once again we are getting mixed signals between ICC and the student counselor at Tremont High School. I called up the testing office at ICC to find out when the boys could go take their placement tests and the lady said that was already scheduled for a group from Tremont to go to ICC this coming Monday. The boys said their counselor knows nothing about this and they are supposed to make separate appointments to go take the tests on their own. I told them to ask the counselor once again and tell her what the ICC lady told me when I called yesterday. I am beginning to wonder if this ordeal is ever going to get simple.
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