For Northerners Moving South
Don’t be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can’t understand you either.
Blond
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blond wife, Susie, something nice for their 1st wedding anniversary so he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. “Hi Susie,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?”
Susie replied, “I just love it! It’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one thing I don’t understand though——”
“What’s that, sweetie?” asked her husband.
“How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”
Two Iraqi Spies
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S. The 1st spy starts speaking in Arabic.
The 2nd spy shushes him quickly and whispers: “Don’t blow our cover. You’re in America now. Speak Spanish.”