The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most.

Ulysses S. Grant

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Two zebras interact at the Frankfurt Zoo in central Germany.

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What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team? A new version of the Lawn Darts game. Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office....  but she was married.  One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you...” The girl looked at him, then said, “NO.” Eddie said, “I’ll be real fast.  I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.” She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her husband...so she called him and explained the situation.  Her husband says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast.  He won’t even be able to get his pants down.” She agreed and accepts the proposal.  Over half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his wife’s call.  Finally, after 45 minutes the husband calls and asks what happened....?  Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, “The bastard had all quarters!”

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