07/27/10 Birthday! «The Legel Report» |
Happy Birthday Tammy Legel! |
 | Two ducks prepare to land on a pond in Capitol Hill. |
 | A white tiger cub is seen at the Metropolitan Zoo in Santiago, Chile. Five white tigers were born at the Zoo on December 28, 2009. |
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 A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch” he said. “How much will you charge me?”
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?”
That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?” he responded.
The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes.”
A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already??” the startled husband asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
“Thank you,” the blonde said, “And, by the way, it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.”
A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher:
Teacher: Morning Tommy, and why weren’t you at school yesterday?
Tommy: Well Miss, my Granddad got burnt.
Teacher: Oh Dear, he wasn’t too badly hurt I hope?
Tommy: Oh yes Miss, they don’t mess around at those crematoriums. |
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Signs of Protest
I took a urine sample to the urologist’s office yesterday morning to have them culture it to make sure my infection is cleared up. They acted all confused that I would do such a thing without the doctor’s orders or permission. I just thought it made more sense than calling to get an appointment, waiting another day, etc. etc. Besides, I want to know for certain that the infection is gone. I don’t need to lose my kidneys or something over an unresolved infection.
After all the hassle about buying those stupid tires Tracey and I finally took the Blazer to the shop in Morton yesterday to have them mounted and balanced. I also asked them to look into the drive train noise we keep hearing. I’m thinking by the sound of it that we have a bad universal joint, but I never climbed under there to find out for sure. We should find out later today what that’s all about. The new tires ought to make it easier to keep the Blazer on the road this winter anyway. |
MjL 27 Jul 2010, 06:27 a.m.
MjL 27 Jul 2010, 07:10 a.m.
I came across this news link about ip addresses running out and thought I would share. Sounds interesting the fact nothing is mentioned on national news and I would think its fairly important due to the fact computers really run everything.
IP Addresses Run Dry |
K. Monroe 27 Jul 2010, 07:20 a.m.
Ahhhhh....nothing like a good blood draw to begin your bday!! I had to have blood drawn for my drs. appt. on Aug. 9th. Well, we’ll be gone until the 6th so I had to do it before we leave. We leave tomorrow at 4:45 a.m.!!! I don’t know if I’ll “see” you in the morning or not....depends on how many times I hit the snooze on my alarm. :)
Williamsburg, VA, Washington D.C., Monticello, VA, Tangier Island, VA...here we come!!!
Thanks for the birthday wishes!! |
Tammy 27 Jul 2010, 07:47 a.m.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMMY !!!
Best wisjes for you on your special day,and many more to come.Hope you have a good safe trip.....Jean |
JEL 27 Jul 2010, 08:25 a.m.
| Hi Tammy, I don’t think I will be up at 4:45 ... I’ve been “sleeping in” until 5:30 a.m. here lately. Hope you pass your blood test and have a great trip! |
MjL 27 Jul 2010, 10:07 a.m.
MjL 27 Jul 2010, 3:07 p.m.
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