 | Thursday, September 2, 2010 |  | 
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09/02/2010 Quote «The Legel Report»There aren’t nearly enough crutches in the world
for all the lame excuses. | | Marcus Stroup |
 | CC Baby and Turner, bottom, are two new manatees at the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden. |
 | Peggy, a guinea pig, poses for photos after having its hair brushed and styled |
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 A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, “Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I’ve got a splitting headache.”
“Certainly, honey,” he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, “Say,” said the druggist, “I know you - aren’t you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?”
“Yeah, so?” said the officer. “Well what the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire Chief?”
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She’d hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
“Excuse me, miss,” said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. “The Hilton doesn’t mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday.”
“What difference does it make?” Joan asked rather calmly. “No one can see me up here, and besides, I’m covered with a towel.”
“Not exactly,” said the embarrassed man. “You’re lying on the dining room skylight.” |
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Signs of Protest
| Everybody here at the Legel house now has a new email address. Verizon evidently sold out or changed their name to Frontier ... so did our email. So from now on our email address is frontier.com. I will have to send out emails to everybody and hope I don’t miss anybody. Rats! This is really going to be a pain in the ass because we have had this email address for years now. This is NOT progress. |
MjL 02 Sep 2010, 06:02 a.m.
| But if they didn’t change it then they can’t market their new name with every e-mail you send, and that would be communist! Oh, wait, they’re calling it socialist now, aren’t they? |
Noah L 02 Sep 2010, 4:02 p.m.
| Heh! Hi Noah, Good to hear from you. I have no idea what passes through their excuse for a mind ... only that changing those emails is creating tons of trouble for Mom and I with the several dozen web sites we go to a lot. It is a REAL pain in the butt! |
MjL 02 Sep 2010, 4:53 p.m.
| I bet! Let me guess--they aren’t forwarding any e-mails sent to the Verizon address for a certain span of time for convenience, are they? |
Noah L 02 Sep 2010, 7:11 p.m.
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