Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex.
Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, “Do you have a condom?”
Donald says “No.”
Minnie tells Donald that if he doesn’t get a condom that they can’t have sex and suggests to Donald that he go buy a condom. She says that maybe they sell them at the front desk.
Donald proceeds to go downstairs and gets to the front desk. He asks the hotel clerk if they sell condoms.
The clerk says “yes we do” and pulls one out from under the desk and gives it to Donald.
The clerk asks “Would you like me to put that on your bill?”
Donald says “NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF PERVERT?”
Tracey had yesterday off work but she has to work today so she won’t be able to eat supper with us. She is hoping to take Monday off since it is Labor Day. We shall see.
I had a nice breakfast with Michael T. yesterday. It is nice to be able to commiserate with a like minded person. We share the same befuddled bafflement about the evident lack of good sense we see in many of the people in our country. It is getting so we hate to even bother watching the news for fear of what the next wave of social idiocy will be.
After breakfast I went to the Walgreen’s on Broadway Rd. in Pekin to pick up some insulin. I was told both Walgreen’s stores in Pekin were out of insulin and I had to go to the one in East Peoria to get it. How’s that for corporate efficiency?
Looks like a nice day--it better not get any colder than that for a few weeks or we will freeze, though! :P
Noah L 04 Sep 2010, 10:40 a.m.
I think it is supposed to warm up again early next week. I don’t think it will be so cold when you get here, but you can always wear a sweater if it does.
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