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09/05/2010 Quote «The Legel Report»Optimism is the madness of maintaining that
everything is right when it is wrong. | | Voltaire |
 | An albino wallaby, born into captivity, stands with another wallaby at a wildlife park in Peyia, western Cyprus |
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There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, “Aye, aye sir, I’ll see to it immediately!”
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, “The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.” He continued, “Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz.”
THE MORAL OF THE STORYSomeone may come along and promise “Change”, but don’t count on things smelling better. |
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Signs of Protest
Mom, DD and I joined Alan, Gloria and Elizabeth for supper at the Cracked Barrel last evening. Tracey was at work and couldn’t be with us.
I took Aaron to Bard to get his eyes examined. There was some gal working there who found it necessary to sing along with every song on the radio. She sang loud and with enthusiasm and did seem to know the words quite well ... but she was a very bad singer and I was sure wishing she would SHUT UP by the time Aaron got done so we could escape.
We went to Wal-mart to get ripped off for a pair of glasses. We were originally told the glasses would cost around$100 and then she discovered he has been 19 years old for three month and the price doubled because he is considered an adult. |
MjL 05 Sep 2010, 06:57 a.m.
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