PancakesBrenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. They explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, ‘Just feed him pancakes.  That should solve the problem.’
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
‘Gee, Mom,’ he exclaimed.  ‘For me?’
‘Just take two,’ Brenda replied.  ‘The rest are for your father.’
Blond
A blond and a redhead are watching the 6 o’clock news one evening.The redhead bets the blond $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. 
“I’ll take that bet.”  The blond replied.
A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. 
The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blond and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.
“No, a bet’s a bet,” the blond replies, “I owe you $50 dollars.”
The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies, “No, you don’t understand,I saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out.”
“That’s okay!” The blond replies, “I saw it earlier too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”