Stoplight On The CornerThe stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for, I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, “What on earth are blind people doing driving?”
Dealership
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. “Hey,” I announced to the technician, “its open!”
To which he replied, “I know, I already got that side.”