Barbie

A man walks into a toy store, looking for a Barbie doll for his daughter.

A saleslady walks up to him and asks if he needs any help.

He says, “Yes. Can you tell me all of the Barbie dolls you have and all of their prices?”

The lady says, “Sure. There’s Dancing Barbie, $19.99, Dog Lover Barbie, $19.99, Computer Barbie, $19.99, and Divorced Barbie, $339.99.”

“Why is Divorced Barbie so much more?” the man asks.

“Because it comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s Pool, Ken’s money ——”