A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them Reading, Writing, Math, and Science.
One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child.
The members of the tribe are shocked, and the chief pulls the Professor aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gave birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”
The professor replied, “No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence ... what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion.”
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, “Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.”
Tracey went to work a little later yesterday to make up for the extra two hours she had worked the day before. It didn’t save her any work hours though because then she worked two hours late again.
I cleaned the windows in the TV room and they were a mess. They were behind the computer desk so it was hard to get to them before we moved the computer. After I got that all done I tried to put up the new drapes but they didn’t fit the curtain rod. We have a large round wooden rod instead of the thin metal ones the new curtains were designed to be hung by. So we either need to take the curtains back and get different ones that will fit the rod or put up new curtain rods. It is always something.
MjL 23 Feb 2012, 05:11 a.m.
I’m sure there is more of this kind of behavior than we probably know about but I find it particularly disturbing that the sleaze caught on camera is one of those who is pushing for Voter ID laws to prevent fraud among voters. And he is a fraud himself. Typical politician hypocrisy.
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