Panic Stricken Golfer

A panic stricken golfer charged into the clubhouse, grabbed the pro by the arm and said, “You gotta help! I was on the 9th hole and I hit a terrible slice. The ball sailed right off the course and hit a guy riding a motorcycle. He lost control and swerved into the path of a truck. The truck tried to stop but jackknifed, rolled over and broke apart. It was carrying thousands of bee hives and now the angry bees are attacking everyone in sight. It’s awful! It’s a disaster! What should I do?”

And the pro answered, “Well, the 1st thing is you’ve got to keep your arms straight and remember to get your right hand a bit more under the club——”