Football PlayersTwo of the college’s best football players were about to flunk a course and would be forbidden to play if they did not pass. The coach pleaded with the professor who agreed to give them a 2nd chance.He gave them a test with just one question:
Old MacDonald had a ____________.
The 1st football player started writing in the answer.
The 2nd one asked, “What did old MacDonald have?
“Stupid. You should know that. He had a farm.”
“A farm? How do you spell farm?”
“Any fool should know that. It’s spelled E-I-E-I-O”