Bartenders'
Psychology:
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
SevenNew
York City
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
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Drink: Blender Drinks
Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
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Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................
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Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
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Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
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Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
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Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
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THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
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Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
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Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
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Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
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Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
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Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
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White Zinfandel: He's gay
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
???????????
Drink: Blender Drinks
Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
???????????
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................
????????
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
?????????
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
???????????
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
???????????
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
????
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
???????????
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
????????????
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
????????????
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
????????????
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
????????????
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
???????????
White Zinfandel: He's gay
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