Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day

 

 

and they both go before an Angel to find out if they will be admitted to Heaven.

 

 

Unfortunately there’s only space left that day so the so the Angel must decide if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

 

Dolly takes off her tops and says, “Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity.”

 

 

The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.  The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up and gargles.  Then she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

 

 

The Angel says, “OK your Majesty, you may go in”.

 

 

Dolly is outraged and asks, “What was that all about?  I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down.  She spits into a commode and she gets in!  Would you explain that to me?”

 

 

“Sorry Dolly,” says the Angel, “but even in Heaven --
a Royal Flush beats a Pair
-- no matter how big they are.”