A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.

 

 

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!”  He went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound.

 

 

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.

 

The C-130 pilot responded, “That was impressive, but watch this.”

 

The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think about that?”

 

The F-16 pilot asked, “What did you do?”

 

The C-130 pilot responded, “I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a leak.  Any questions?”