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Church Bloopers
“The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.”
 
“Morning sermon: Jesus Walks on the Water,
Evening sermon: Searching for Jesus.”
 
“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.  Don’t forget your husbands.”
 
“Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children.”
 
“Potluck supper at 5 p.m.  Prayer and medication to follow.”
 
“The associate minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: ‘I Upped My Pledge, Up Yours.”