The
Legel
Report
2006
AARP Bumper Stickers| 2/14 08:36:25 a.m. MjL |
| 2/14 08:31:19 a.m. Michael T. |
| 2/14 08:28:48 a.m. Michael T. |
| 2/14 08:19:10 a.m. MjL |
| 2/14 08:10:04 a.m. Michael T. |
| 2/14 07:45:10 a.m. MjL |
| 2/14 07:40:53 a.m. Michael T. |
| 2/14 07:04:32 a.m. MjL |
| 2/14 06:28:11 a.m. MjL |
| 2/14 04:33:19 a.m. MjL |
| 2/13 06:20:07 a.m. MjL |
| 2/13 05:58:43 a.m. MjL |
| 2/12 08:34:11 a.m. MjL |
| 2/12 08:28:07 a.m. Tammy |
| 2/12 05:35:34 a.m. MjL |
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WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don’t you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I’d get married again. WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she’s left-handed. WIFE: - - - silence - - - HUSBAND: Shit. |