The Legel Report

The Black Eye
An undertaker comes home with a black eye.

“What happened to you?” asks his wife.

“I had a terrible day,” replies the undertaker. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I find the room and sure enough, there’s this big, naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I did what I always do; I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half.”

“I see,”says his wife. “But how did you get the black eye?”

The undertaker replies, “Wrong room.”

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