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Organic Vegetables
The other day, it was my turn to prepare dinner, so I asked my wife to go over to the local market and buy some organic vegetables.

She came back rather upset.  When I asked her what was wrong, she said, “I don’t think I like that produce guy.  I went and looked around for your organic vegetables and I couldn’t find any.  So I asked him where the organic vegetables were.”

He didn’t know what I was talking about, so I said, “These vegetables are for my husband.  Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?”

And he said, “No, ma’am.  You’ll have to do that yourself.”