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Golf Junkie
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship.”

“What is it?” his new bride asked lovingly.

“I’m a golf fanatic,” he said.  “I think about golf constantly.  I’ll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get.  If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win.”

His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, “I thank you for your honesty.  Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I’ve concealed something about my own past that you should know about.  The truth is, “I’m a hooker.”

“No problem,” said her husband, “just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up.”