Irish Virginity Test Paddy and Mick are discussing Paddys forthcoming wedding ... Im not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not he said.
Mick says,Oh, theres an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one of your balls red and the other blue. On your honeymoon if she laughs and says, Those are the funniest balls Ive ever seen!
You hit her with the shovel!