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Census
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.  When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. 

She said, ‘Les’ see now, there’s the twins, Sally and Billy, they’re thirty-two.  And the twins, Seth & Beth, they’re twenty-six.  And the twins, Penny and Jenny , they’re twenty-four ..  ‘

‘Hold on!’ said the census taker, ‘Did you get twins EVERY time?’

The woman answered, ‘Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn’t get nothin.’