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Blog date 06/30/2009

How To NOT Get Picked For Jury Duty

Next Monday is jury duty. I haven’t cut my hair for two months and I haven’t shaved since I got the notice, about a month now. Not that I shave all that much anyway.

I’m not going to shower or bathe for the next week so I will stink up the place when I get there. Maybe if I look like a homeless guy they won’t pick me. I might even eat a large can of beans the night before. Toot, toot!

“I’m not going to shower or bathe for the next week so I will stink up the place when I get there. Maybe if I look like a homeless guy they won’t pick me. I might even eat a large can of beans the night before. Toot, toot!”

Innocent bystanders be damned! “Oh, the humanity!”
Michael T. 30 Jun 2009, 5:06 p.m.
Yep! All is fair in love & war!
MjL 30 Jun 2009, 5:15 p.m.

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