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How To NOT Get Picked For Jury Duty
Next Monday is jury duty. I haven’t cut my hair for two months and I haven’t shaved since I got the notice, about a month now. Not that I shave all that much anyway.
I’m not going to shower or bathe for the next week so I will stink up the place when I get there. Maybe if I look like a homeless guy they won’t pick me. I might even eat a large can of beans the night before. Toot, toot!
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