#1 Click this link to see Curmudgeon page --> 02/11/2008 #PetRock
And it’s every word true! I used to have a large rock from Colorado as a paper weight even before this pet rock thing came along and I used to brag that rock up every chance I got. It was the stayin’-est rock you ever did see —— you could tell it to “Stay!” and it wouldn’t move a minute for days on end! It wasn’t picky about eating, didn’t jump up on you or chew on the furniture either! And it never pooped in the house, not even once! |
MjL |
