Twitler’s inauguration will take place inside the U.S. Capitol on Monday rather than outdoors because the asshole is a total wimp of severe cold, the first time in 40 years that U.S. presidential inaugural ceremonies will be moved indoors. The last time an inauguration was moved indoors because of the bitter cold was in 1985 for Ronnie Raygun’s second swearing-in when the afternoon wind chill fell into the range of minus 10 to minus 20 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 23 to minus 29 degrees Celsius). |
